Fins in First: Dolphins vs Browns Week X Grades

Receivers: (A+); Tua decided to be a socialist and distribute to everyone equally; in economics it equates to shared misery, against the Browns it produced enormous success. Eight different people caught passes, Seven had at least 20 yards receiving, Six had a reception of at least 14 yards, Five had at least 4 receptions, Four had over 40 receiving yards, Three had a touchdown, Two had over 60 yards, and One had the best touchdown catch of the year for Miami. The only thing missing was a partridge in a pear tree. Sherfield’s grab in the 2nd quarter was spectacular. The pass was flawless, his leap was perfectly timed, and then while sailing out of the corner of the end zone to drag both feet in bounds was breathtaking.

Week VII Dolphins vs Steelers Grades

I will temper my QB grade with being grateful Tua is able to play and realizing he is head and shoulders above Teddy and Skylar. That being said, he proved his is knees and ankles below a franchise quarterback.

Choke Paul 3 Strikes Again.

Chris Paul has received the moniker “CP3” as if he is an android from a galactic space odyssey, it is actually fitting, but missing important data. Choke Paul’s defeated record remains untarnished. CP3-O, as in: O for his career in winning in the NBA Playoffs, O for ever coming up clutch, O crap I’m blowing another 2-0 series lead, and O my leg hurts. CP3-O is in a class by himself.

Lock or Walk OUT?

Most of us would fawn at any of the figures being bantered about by Management, our eyes absolutely bulge at the Players’ proposals. A minimum salary of 700+ thousand per season, which isn’t even a full year of work!? Yes, sign me up. That is the mindset of poor boys from poor families. And MLB is counting on that sentiment to help keep the fans on their side.

Dolphins’ Demerits: Week XVII @ Titans

I have teeter-tottered all season about keeping Flores or letting him go. I outlined above what I would require for him to stay. If he baulks at any of the above, hand him his pink slip, pay him what’s owed and bid him good day.